Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.

My name is Phil Coulson, and I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. But you can just call us S.H.I.E.L.D.

If you need assistance, I'm here to help.

((Indie AU Coulson RP blog. Post Avengers. Movieverse. I do not own Marvel or Clark Gregg.))

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2 months ago on January 20th | J | 823 notes

jeremy-ruiner:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

agents-of-squee:

WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY?

Reblogging this again because i have never seen anything as hot as this.

Yooooooooo

I’m having trouble breathing

2 months ago on January 20th | J | 2,516 notes
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lucycoulson:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

lucycoulson:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

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"The Captain? What’d you say to him, what did he do? And you intimidate pretty much everyone you meet. You look like you’d stab someone with one of your heels or claw their eyes out if they even thought about crossing you. And don’t act like I haven’t seen you do it."

"He ripped his suit again, so I had to patch it. Again. So I scolded him on it. Told him to be more careful," she scoffed, taking a drink of coffee.

The giggling started when he recounted her scariness. “I learned from the best, little brother. I can’t help it if Edna was so scary.”

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"You can’t always be careful when you’re protecting the world, you know," he chastened, teasing lightly. 

The slightly proud smile that had begun to spread on his lips was interrupted when she mentioned Edna. “Hey, you know you learned it from me, what you didn’t get naturally in your DNA.”

"You learned to be scary from me. Don’t you even try to claim otherwise. He could try not to rip what is usually pretty indestructible fabric though. He could try," she retorted, huffing.

"I’m second scariest because I’m not with S.H.I.E.L.D. Fashion designers aren’t as scary as men hiding twenty weapons on their person."

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"Well… maybe," he admitted, fighting back a smile.  "It’s pretty hard to try to keep your suit perfect when you’re falling out of buildings and surviving bomb blasts, and have you seen his muscles? Not easily contained under the circumstances."

"I’ve only got nineteen on me right now."

2 months ago on January 20th | J | 10 notes
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carolmaarcus:

avengers star trek au

Captain Tony Stark takes control of the starship Enterprise, along with his first officer Steve Rogers and nuclear physicist Dr. Bruce Banner. With help from Asgardian ambassador Thor Odinson, Russian navigator Natasha Romanoff, and weapons expert Clint Barton, they take to the stars to hunt down a criminal called Loki. Little do they know, Admiral Fury and his agents are hiding dark secrets from them.

2 months ago on January 20th | J | 52 notes
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lucycoulson:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

lucycoulson:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Quietly walking up behind his sister, his hand reached around and set a cup of coffee in front of her before he leaned to peck a kiss to her cheek with a smile. “Are you ever going to just call me when you get back in town, or am I perpetually going to have to pick up word off the street that the ‘second scariest Coulson’ has returned?”

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"Perpetually, Philly. Trust me on this. Half the fun is getting into S.H.I.E.L.D. without you knowing. Besides, I had to finish giving the Captain a dressing down.  Second scariest? Really? Who am I scaring now?"

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"The Captain? What’d you say to him, what did he do? And you intimidate pretty much everyone you meet. You look like you’d stab someone with one of your heels or claw their eyes out if they even thought about crossing you. And don’t act like I haven’t seen you do it."

"He ripped his suit again, so I had to patch it. Again. So I scolded him on it. Told him to be more careful," she scoffed, taking a drink of coffee.

The giggling started when he recounted her scariness. “I learned from the best, little brother. I can’t help it if Edna was so scary.”

image

"You can’t always be careful when you’re protecting the world, you know," he chastened, teasing lightly. 

The slightly proud smile that had begun to spread on his lips was interrupted when she mentioned Edna. “Hey, you know you learned it from me, what you didn’t get naturally in your DNA.”

2 months ago on January 20th | J | 10 notes
Tagged as: #lucycoulson 

lucycoulson:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Quietly walking up behind his sister, his hand reached around and set a cup of coffee in front of her before he leaned to peck a kiss to her cheek with a smile. “Are you ever going to just call me when you get back in town, or am I perpetually going to have to pick up word off the street that the ‘second scariest Coulson’ has returned?”

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"Perpetually, Philly. Trust me on this. Half the fun is getting into S.H.I.E.L.D. without you knowing. Besides, I had to finish giving the Captain a dressing down.  Second scariest? Really? Who am I scaring now?"

tumblr_m6gaw9Ay0z1rsqb7u.gif (160×160)

"The Captain? What’d you say to him, what did he do? And you intimidate pretty much everyone you meet. You look like you’d stab someone with one of your heels or claw their eyes out if they even thought about crossing you. And don’t act like I haven’t seen you do it."

2 months ago on January 20th | J | 10 notes
Tagged as: #lucycoulson 

Quietly walking up behind his sister, his hand reached around and set a cup of coffee in front of her before he leaned to peck a kiss to her cheek with a smile. “Are you ever going to just call me when you get back in town, or am I perpetually going to have to pick up word off the street that the ‘second scariest Coulson’ has returned?”

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2 months ago on January 20th | J | 10 notes

More sneaking around on Dean’s part as he headed to his third destination. It was easier to sneak a gift in since Coulson often was out doing whatever he did.

Here he left a vintage styled record player that had modern additions such as a CD player and radio. It was something he’d snuck in fully assembled already, and placed it in his office strategically so that it would be seen upon entry.

Merry Christmas, sir. I hope you had a happy holiday. This record player will play 33 1/3s, 45s, and 78s. Happy listening!

-Dean Winchester

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Coulson had just gotten back to base when he walked into his office and saw the record playing sitting right in front of him. The sight alone was enough to boost his excitement level. It was beautiful, glossy wood pristine and stunning. His hands were on it as soon as his feet carried him the few steps across the room, smoothing across the grain and examining the face.

The modern additions were obvious, but Coulson didn’t mind, though he probably wouldn’t admit that. And Sammie would, no doubt, use the CD player. She never did listen to his disdaining scoldings about the quality of sound on CDs verses vinyl. The radio was a nice add-on, he had to admit.

The note attached caught his eye, but the signature surprised him. Getting a gift from Dean this year certainly wasn’t something he’d been expecting, and he was touched.

He smiled and turned his attention back to the different settings the player had before glancing at his watch. He had a few minutes to play with it before his debriefing, and he couldn’t wait to test the sound out.

3 months ago on December 28th | J | 1 note
6, 13, 26, 37, 42, 50, 68, 73, 85

Anonymous

6. What are you excited for?

Several aspects of the future.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

If I don’t have to be out of town, I’ll probably have take out at home.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yes.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

In a way. I think there can be a connection between two people immediately that can grow and develop into love, yes.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

Unfortunately, no.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

I’ve used one a couple of times, though I would not say it’s one of my stronger capabilities.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

…I don’t listen to Taylor Swift songs.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

When my daughter was born.

85. Are you patient?

I like to think so.

3 months ago on December 21st | J | 0 notes
'admit'1.


1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

My sister? No.

3 months ago on December 21st | J | 2 notes