Phil Coulson
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Level 7

My name's Phil Coulson.
I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention,
Enforcement and Logistics Division.
But you can just call us S.H.I.E.L.D.

We're here to help.

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OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!

So today, I was in the parking lot of the grocery store, minding my own business. And there was this Explorer van sitting directly across the aisle from our car. So I looked over at it, and there was this red bumper sticker on the back window that said, ”My other vehicle is a sleigh.” and it had another sticker that said something else about Christmas.

And I was like,

But then. Guys. BUT. THEN!!

This old guy. With a HUGE belly. And long, curly, white hair. And a big, bushy, white beard. Wearing a green, long-sleeved shirt. And red suspenders. Came walking into the parking lot. And got into SAID VE-HI-CLE!!

And I was just like:

I FUCKING SAW SANTA TODAY, GUYS!!!!!! OH MAH GAWD!!




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