OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!
So today, I was in the parking lot of the grocery store, minding my own business. And there was this Explorer van sitting directly across the aisle from our car. So I looked over at it, and there was this red bumper sticker on the back window that said, ”My other vehicle is a sleigh.” and it had another sticker that said something else about Christmas.
And I was like,
But then. Guys. BUT. THEN!!
This old guy. With a HUGE belly. And long, curly, white hair. And a big, bushy, white beard. Wearing a green, long-sleeved shirt. And red suspenders. Came walking into the parking lot. And got into SAID VE-HI-CLE!!
And I was just like:
I FUCKING SAW SANTA TODAY, GUYS!!!!!! OH MAH GAWD!!